What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:49
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is BPD real or just an excuse?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
No way
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